There's a lot in what appears not to be there at all...

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 15:13:37 GMT

Have neglected this. So in one week I will be commencing a gruelling schedule of 7 exams in the space of 9 days. One week to go and as of yet I have not done a smidgen of revision, and have been back at uni for a week. And for the past week I have managed to waste a lot of time.

Actually, Monday I did a lot of writing up of Law notes, but Tuesday went to Babyshambles, Wednesday was le Kaisers avec le Coxon, Thursday was full of fun time activites and late night walks, and then Friday was DPT. Perhaps one of the best days of my life, and the main reason why I cannot get down about exams. Hopefully this will last for a few weeks. Whilst I revise of course.

You

Fucking

Love

It

yay again

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 22:46:51 GMT

More DPT tour dates posted on the NME website.

Bristol Anson Rooms (22)
Preston 53 Degrees (26)
Leicester University (28)
Liverpool Academy (29)
Brighton Concorde (May 3)
Southampton University (5)
Coventry Colosseum (6)
Cambridge Junction (7)
Nottingham Rock City (10)
Wolverhampton Wulfun Hall (12)
London Astoria

Tickets go on sale on Feb 9th. So be prepared. That means you Emmet.

I really wanna go, but april/may time will be exams time, or if exams are over by then, I will need to have a job and be earning money. But I so wanna try and make some more dates. Complications complications, no freedom of being away from home, no random people dotted around the country at their respective universities, hmmm. Might just try and get tickets when they go on sale, and try and sort everything out after.

Maybe that's not such a good idea.

Maybe I should do a proper update at some point...

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 11:55:02 GMT

Oh!

Sometimes you're happy, sometimes you frown
With your hormones bouncing up and down
Sometimes you’re happy, sometimes you're sad
It's a weird nine months that you have had

There's shit going down that you can't disguise
When your boobs gone up ten times in size
Your cup's gone up from an A to D,
It's bad for you but its fun for me

Now just because of a little rumpy-pump,
Now you're walking round with a great big bump
You might think if you were French you should have said "non"
Or at least you would've made me put a condom on

I think you might find that it's really fun
I know its no use unless you make a bun
It's something to learn, yeah it really is
Now you know what that sticky stuff is

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean
I'll change the nappy through the washing machine

'Cause I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I am your baby's daddy

Oh!
Whoo!

Sometimes you think "What a fool I am…
why did I marry this awful man"
Now a baby's part of my family plan
Can it kick me? Yes it can!

"My name's Ken and I've got three"
"Do you like being a daddy?" "Yeah definately!"
"Well I have to warn you although its fun
there are times when you wish you had been a nun"

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread
Or I'll be the nanny you can go out instead
I know that you'll be grumpy that's what everyone says
And you're not going to hump me for 42 days
If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it
Then I'll take my **** and vasectomize it

'Cause I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
Sometimes I make you saddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I am your baby's daddy

*beatbox*

Mother!
Mother!
'Cause I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I am your baby's daddy

Yeah.
Ho!
Break it down.

She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)
She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)
She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)
She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)

Best song ever?

I think so.

*edit*

Stream here: http://www.coldplay.com/nappies.html

Download here: http://rapidshare.de/files/2886670/The_Nappies.wmv.html